Sunday, August 14, 2016

Amphibian Pun

Q:  What do you call a convicted axolotl?

A:  Gilled-y


(Rating: 2.5/5.  Seriously, when are you ever going to be able to use this?)

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Programming Pun Pt. 2

After struggling with heapsort for a couple of hours, my roommate finally gives up.

I say,
"Looks like you can't take the heap."

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Programming Pun Pt. 1

A friend was trying to make heapsort but was frustrated it wasn't working.

I said,
"Sounds like you're out of sorts."

(Rating: 4/5)

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Ursidae Pun

I was having a conversation about grizzlies.

Someone else:
"That reminds me, there's a Paddington Bear movie out soon."

Me:
"That's bearly related."

(Rating: 4/5)

Friday, May 16, 2014

Ticket pun

I asked if my ticket to an event included lunch.  It did.

I replied,
"Fare enough."

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Protein Pun

A roommate has several giant bags of protein powder atop the fridge.

Someone asks,
"Do you have any cereal?"

My reply,
"Yeah, it's on the fridge but there's protein in the whey."

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Monday, May 12, 2014

Proof Pun

A friend was complaining about the difficulty of checking proofs on tests.

I replied,
"There's no fool-proof method."

(Rating: 2/5)