Sunday, May 31, 2009

Bakery pun

The baker kneaded the dough and then put it into to oven until it was bready.

Rating: 2/5

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Can anyone say, "Convoluted"?

Okay. There was this flea who moved into a man's ear. The ear was nice and roomy but it lacked furniture. Fortunately, this flea was also a skilled carpenter. It set about making chairs and benches. Unfortunately, this caused the host's ear to itch terribly. Yet the flea was not done. It began to make the centerpiece- a large dining room counter. When the man felt the itching begin again, yelled, "It's making meh ear-a-table!"

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Aircraft pun

What do you call a hovering aircraft which carries greeting cards?

A hellocopter!

(Rating: 3/5)