Skiing pun

Q: What pattern do you get when a skier slows down suddenly?

A: Ski'd marks

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Wheat pun

Q: What did the farmer say to his son when he complained about his blisters received from plowing?

A: No pain no grain!

(Rating: 3/5)

Prehistoric pun

Q: What do you call a blister in the shape of a prehistoric beast?

A: A Dino-sore

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Really ehh pun

Q: What did the dog say when he saw an impressive curtsy?
A: Bow-wow

(Rating: 2/5)

Bad Medicine Pun (Literally.)

Q: What do you call an evil painkiller that plans to take over the world?

A: An advil-lian.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Toy pun

Q: Why didn't the toy store clerk like the report on tops?

A: He felt as though the reporters were putting a spin on.

(Rating: 2/5)

Math Pun

Q: What do you call a conic section that is automatically recognized as a symbol for something else?

A: Iconic!

(Rating: 2.5/5)