Friday, April 30, 2010

Bank Pun

Q: How engaging was the bank statement that showed high returns on an investment?

A: It was of great interest!

(Rating: 4/5, works both ways.)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Cooking Puns

My mother was making tomato sauce from scratch.

Mom: "Oops, I used a pot instead of a pan. The onions will boil instead of fry."

Me: "Oh well, you fried your best. I guess you need more skillet cooking."

(Fried, tried? Skillet, skill-at? Genius, for certain.)

(Rating: 4.5/5)

Monday, April 26, 2010

A bit of a stretch (reaching pun)

I was recently offered a job shelving expensive and heavy computer parts.

I turned it down because it required too much straining.

(Get it? Straining, training?)

(Rating: 4/5)

Saturday, April 24, 2010

(Skinning Pun) Potatoes!

I was recently offered work skinning potatoes.

It was an apeeling job.

(Rating: 3.5/5)