Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Laundry Pun

Q: How did the man feel when carrying his heavy laundry basket?

A: He felt hampered.

(Rating: 3/5)

Monday, March 19, 2012

Faction Pun

What do you call a sect with esoteric rites?


(Rating: 2/5)

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Reference pun, day 2

How did the librarian feel about the aforementioned amazing bibliography?

He was quite ex-cited!

(Rating: 2.5/5, but only when used in conjunction)

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Reference pun, day 1

What do you call an amazing bibliography?

Quite a cite!

(Rating: 4/5)

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Insect pun?

How was the man when he was blocked by a giant, multilegged insect?

He was cent-impeded.

(Rating: 2/5)

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Calcoolus, part 2

Summations are seriesous business.

(Rating: 3/5)

Friday, March 9, 2012

Calcoolus, part 1 (Math Pun)

Performing substitutions to solve integrals is u's-full.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Inflated ego (Balloon pun)

How did the balloon feel about his upcoming party?

He was pumped!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Monday, March 5, 2012

This pun is da bomb. (Bomb pun)

What do you call a happy hand-explosive?

A Grinade!

(Rating: 2.5/5)