Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Shave it for later (Shaver pun)

Q:  How did the nonprofit purchase shavers for those in need?

A:  Fund Razors!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Monday, October 7, 2013

Hula Pun

Q: Did you hear about the rave reviews for the hula hooping troupe?
A: Yes, they gyrated highly.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Pun-ctuation (Punctuation pun)

I just sat through a two hour lecture on proper punctuation.  It was a long coma-ntary.

(Rating: 2/5)

Thursday, October 3, 2013

This pun is so fly (Flying pun)

Q:  Did you hear about the guy who forgot his parachute?

A:  Yeah, he had aerial problem!

(Rating: 3/5)

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

You're in for a Treat-y (Treaty Pun)

Q: Did you hear about that treaty written on yellow vellum?
A:  Yeah, it was a char-truce!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Dock Pun

Q:  Did you hear about the group of kids who jumped off the wharf?

A: Yeah, they succumbed to pier pressure!

(Rating: 3/5)

Friday, September 27, 2013

Shelling them out (Shell pun)

When making puns about the sea, one should be conch-ous of all the associated shell puns.

Conch you see how easy it is?  Shell I continue?

(Rating: 3.5/5 in conjunction)

Monday, September 23, 2013

Pixar Pun (Movie Pun)

Q: What did the man think about the Pixar movie with the balloons?

A: He Upproved.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Sunday, August 11, 2013

This One's Easy To Sea (Ocean Pun)

As spoken by 'Mustache Man':

Q: How was the man after decades alone on the ocean?

A: He went sea-nile.

(Rating: 3/5)

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Unconscious pun

Q: What do you call a death due to lack of blood to the brain?

A:  A stroke of bad luck

(Rating: 2/5)

Monday, April 15, 2013


Q: What do you call an arrogant man trapped in a tree?

A: Stuck up

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Sunday, April 14, 2013

I hear swimming...

...makes for pool stories.
(Also comes in "Pool story, bro" varient)

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Cat puns

I've got a good feline about this post.

Q: What do you call a kitten apocalypse?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: What do you call a kitten that won't wake up?
A:  Cat-atonic!

Hopefully these puns help you CATch up.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Friday, April 12, 2013

Calcoolus, part 3 (Math puns)

Timing is integral to making good math puns.  Some say their humor is too derivative.  Often, the conversation turns to trigonometry on a tangent.  That's usually a bad sine.

(Rating: 4/5; that's sum high quality humor)

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Car puns

Car can be substituted with care.

Imaginary Friend:  I feel that public transportation is unsafe.

Me: Yeah, be car-ful.

Q: Also, what do you call an impounded vehicle?
A: Incarcerated!

(Rating: 2.5/5, highly dependent on situation)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Pot pun and tips

What do you call an excellent kettle?


Words that end in "an" or "and" can be spliced to "fantastic", "antagonize" or any other word that begins with "an..."

How was the beach?


Some words a better roots than others.

Did you hear about the man who was scared of a breeze?

It gave him terrible fanxiety.

(Collective rating: 3.5/5)

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Getting better.

Q: What do you call hooligans that make plays-on-words?

A:  Punks.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Monday, April 8, 2013

Container pun

Did you hear about the guy who made a 100-foot radius dish?  It was a bowled move.

(Rating: 2/5)

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Un-barable bar pun

Q:What is it called when a book is first printed in a bar?

A: Pub-lished.

(Rating: 1.5/5; it's been a while.)

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Electricity Pun Mark 2

Many of these are from an older post but I'm reposting them for the sake of completeness.

Puns related to electricity:
Ohm, shocking, current, spark, in charge, watt (what)

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Gathering pun

Q:  What do you call a opportune place to assemble?

A:  Convene-eint.

(Rating: 2.5/5)