Sunday, September 29, 2013

Dock Pun

Q:  Did you hear about the group of kids who jumped off the wharf?

A: Yeah, they succumbed to pier pressure!

(Rating: 3/5)

Friday, September 27, 2013

Shelling them out (Shell pun)

When making puns about the sea, one should be conch-ous of all the associated shell puns.

Conch you see how easy it is?  Shell I continue?

(Rating: 3.5/5 in conjunction)

Monday, September 23, 2013

Pixar Pun (Movie Pun)

Q: What did the man think about the Pixar movie with the balloons?

A: He Upproved.

(Rating: 2.5/5)