Programming Pun Pt. 2

After struggling with heapsort for a couple of hours, my roommate finally gives up.

I say,
"Looks like you can't take the heap."

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Programming Pun Pt. 1

A friend was trying to make heapsort but was frustrated it wasn't working.

I said,
"Sounds like you're out of sorts."

(Rating: 4/5)

Ursidae Pun

I was having a conversation about grizzlies.

Someone else:
"That reminds me, there's a Paddington Bear movie out soon."

Me:
"That's bearly related."

(Rating: 4/5)

Ticket pun

I asked if my ticket to an event included lunch.  It did.

I replied,
"Fare enough."

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Protein Pun

A roommate has several giant bags of protein powder atop the fridge.

Someone asks,
"Do you have any cereal?"

My reply,
"Yeah, it's on the fridge but there's protein in the whey."

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Proof Pun

A friend was complaining about the difficulty of checking proofs on tests.

I replied,
"There's no fool-proof method."

(Rating: 2/5)