This holiday, I taught my brother how to focus.
That is, I gave him presents of mind!
(Rating: 2.5/5)
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Farming Pun
Q: How did the man feel right before he was run over by a grain harvester?
A: He was under a lot of thresher.
(Rating: 3.5/5)
A: He was under a lot of thresher.
(Rating: 3.5/5)
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
You'll have to be drunk to find this funny >_> (Alcohol Pun)
Q: What do you call a conference about fermented grain?
A: A meading
(Rating: 2/5)
A: A meading
(Rating: 2/5)
Monday, December 5, 2011
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Electronics Pun
Q: What do you call a new method for combining electronic files?
A: An e-merging technology!
(Rating: 3.5/5)
A: An e-merging technology!
(Rating: 3.5/5)
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Don't knock it (Door pun)
Q: What group asked the famous ding-dong-ditcher for his autograph?
A: A-door-ring fans.
(Rating: 3/5- Works both ways but convoluted)
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Blood puns
Since the gracious Pun Master is feeling generous, here's a triple post:
I was having a discussion about copious gore in media.
...saying all gore is harmful to the media would be mis-bleading.
...given the choice between no blood and too much, I'd choose the splatter.
I guess gore puns have been bled dry!
(Collective rating: 3/5- none are that good, but okay together.)
I was having a discussion about copious gore in media.
...saying all gore is harmful to the media would be mis-bleading.
...given the choice between no blood and too much, I'd choose the splatter.
I guess gore puns have been bled dry!
(Collective rating: 3/5- none are that good, but okay together.)
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Card Game Pun
Q: How much trouble was the man in when his opponent was dealt four kings?
A: He was royally screwed.
(Rating: 2/5)
A: He was royally screwed.
(Rating: 2/5)
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Bulliten Board Pun
Q: Why did the man staple his advertisement to the bulletin board?
A: He didn't want it to look tacky.
(Rating: 3.5/5)
A: He didn't want it to look tacky.
(Rating: 3.5/5)
Friday, February 4, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Gross Double Pun
Q: Why did the lion roar incredibly loudly before killing and consuming his prey?
A: He wanted to make sure they were deaf-eated.
(Rating: 3.5/5- strange, but sorta works both ways)
A: He wanted to make sure they were deaf-eated.
(Rating: 3.5/5- strange, but sorta works both ways)
Monday, January 31, 2011
Hearing Pun
Someone suggested that we hear by having lots of small hairs vibrate in our ear.
Everyone else thought it was a cilli-adea.
(Rating: 2.5/5)
Everyone else thought it was a cilli-adea.
(Rating: 2.5/5)
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