Egg pun

I was making an egg scramble.  I asked my partner if she wanted to help.

She said, "Omelette you take care of it."

By PFP

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Funnel pun

 A friend ground up chocolate pieces into small chips in a mixer, to be used for hot chocolate later.  They wanted a way to transfer the ground chocolate from the wide mouth of the mixer into a small bottle.

I suggested they used a hollowed-out salad spoon.  They could pour the fine chocolate in the spoon part, then slide it up the tapering handle and into the bottle.

 The spoon worked, funnely enough.

(Rating: 4/5, works both ways)