Mmmm... (Cake pun)

How bad is it to be forced to eat many rich cakes in a row?

Torte-tuous!

(Rating: 3/5)

Pun.

What is the best letter to have on a cloak for running away?

An "S" so one can s-cape!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Transportation pun.

What is it called when flashes of long cars are flashed for a short time during movies?

Sub-limo-nal messaging!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

More clothing puns...

Someone else: I think I'm gonna wear a tuxedo tonight.
Me: I don't think it's in your vest interest.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Probably starting to update daily again.

...so I'll start with a terrible pun.
This one is better spoken than read.

There was this girl who had a bleeding cut on her arm. All of sudden, a burning branch fell nearby and it cauterized.
(caught-her-eyes.)

(Rating: 2.5/5. I think it's clever but takes too much explanation beforehand.)

Ouch, again. (Philosopher pun)

How good is a pun that combines electricity and philosophers?

Voltaireble.

(Rating: WTF/5)

From my Panama Presentation

...and a single bird watcher spotted over three hundred different types of birds in a single day! He must really like them, because I would have found it bird-ensome.

(Rating: 3/5)