Bakery pun

The baker kneaded the dough and then put it into to oven until it was bready.

Rating: 2/5

Can anyone say, "Convoluted"?

Okay. There was this flea who moved into a man's ear. The ear was nice and roomy but it lacked furniture. Fortunately, this flea was also a skilled carpenter. It set about making chairs and benches. Unfortunately, this caused the host's ear to itch terribly. Yet the flea was not done. It began to make the centerpiece- a large dining room counter. When the man felt the itching begin again, yelled, "It's making meh ear-a-table!"

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Aircraft pun

What do you call a hovering aircraft which carries greeting cards?

A hellocopter!

(Rating: 3/5)

Smell pun.

I have a pungent friend who belongs to a cult which is against bathing. This pungent group that believes that smelling bad and abstaining from cleansing is the natural odor of things.

(Rating: 3/5 - A little convoluted.)

Bath pun

Friend: I can't stand bathing!
Me: Of course not! If you could, it would be showering!

(Rating: 4/5- works perfectly both ways.)

Beverage pun.

What do you call the person who chooses whether to keep or throw out bottles of sparkling apple juice?

The de-cider!

(Rating: 3/5)

Mmmm... (Cake pun)

How bad is it to be forced to eat many rich cakes in a row?

Torte-tuous!

(Rating: 3/5)