Shave it for later (Shaver pun)

Q:  How did the nonprofit purchase shavers for those in need?

A:  Fund Razors!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Hula Pun

Q: Did you hear about the rave reviews for the hula hooping troupe?
A: Yes, they gyrated highly.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Pun-ctuation (Punctuation pun)

I just sat through a two hour lecture on proper punctuation.  It was a long coma-ntary.


(Rating: 2/5)

This pun is so fly (Flying pun)

Q:  Did you hear about the guy who forgot his parachute?

A:  Yeah, he had aerial problem!

(Rating: 3/5)

You're in for a Treat-y (Treaty Pun)

Q: Did you hear about that treaty written on yellow vellum?
A:  Yeah, it was a char-truce!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Dock Pun

Q:  Did you hear about the group of kids who jumped off the wharf?

A: Yeah, they succumbed to pier pressure!

(Rating: 3/5)

Shelling them out (Shell pun)

When making puns about the sea, one should be conch-ous of all the associated shell puns.

Conch you see how easy it is?  Shell I continue?

(Rating: 3.5/5 in conjunction)