Someone Else: I don't remember where I bought this this. *Points to a fork*
Me: So, you fork-got?
Rating: 2/5
Me: Anyway, it doesn't look very knife.
Rating: 2/5
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I'm going to see a performance in which my friend plays the part of a spoon, so I've tried to come up with as many cutlery- related puns as possible.
A SPOONTACULAR performance! It was forking fantastic! I had no IDEA you could dish out such a good show! VERY cutting edge! The whole thing was done very knifely, very knifely indeed!
Congratulations on such a good performance ;)
Seconds?
The audience was bowled over. I wish the play didn't end so spoon. That spoon performance was souper! That knife performance was very sharp. Sadly, that fork did everything prong.
Yours are better, though. Mind if I post them sometime?
Don't fork with me ;)
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