A cook was preparing a feast centered on eggs. (Duh!)
When I asked him for something that would give me an idea of what the feast would be like, he gave me an egg-sample.
(Example)
(Rating: 3.5/5)
Monday, January 12, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
More on eggs... (Egg pun)
If one manages to put 4 eggs on top of each other, they are egg-stacked.
(Exact.)
(Rating: 2.5/5)
Saturday, January 10, 2009
On Egg... (Egg pun)
When talking about eggs, any word that begins with "ex" can be credibly replaced with "egg."
This tastes egg-cellent!
Etc.
For the next couple days the puns will build on this formula.
(Rating: 2/5)
This tastes egg-cellent!
Etc.
For the next couple days the puns will build on this formula.
(Rating: 2/5)
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Blame my parents. (Grain pun)
Some people ask me how I manage to be so funny. After making a couple bread puns, I reply,
I was bread to be wheatty.
(Rating: 2.5/5)
I was bread to be wheatty.
(Rating: 2.5/5)
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Constitutional rights are upheld... (Rights pun)
Why did the police stop me from speaking when I attempted to introduce a kind invisible man to them?
I was presenting a clear and pleasant stranger.
(Rating: 3/5 - It's a little obscure but I think it's clever.)
Partial credit to Sakana.
I was presenting a clear and pleasant stranger.
(Rating: 3/5 - It's a little obscure but I think it's clever.)
Partial credit to Sakana.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Failure! (Guitar pun)
Failing easy in Guitar Hero means that you are guitarrible.
Ummm... Right.
(Rating: 2/5)
Ummm... Right.
(Rating: 2/5)
Monday, January 5, 2009
Rocks! (Guitar hero pun)
Recently, I was discussing the similarities between Guitar Hero and Rock Band.
Me: If Rock Band sued Guitar Hero for adding the drums after Rock Band came out, there would be serious re-percussions!
(Rating: 2.5/5)
Me: If Rock Band sued Guitar Hero for adding the drums after Rock Band came out, there would be serious re-percussions!
(Rating: 2.5/5)
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Cleaning... (Cleaning pun)
One of my friends was recently complaining about having to clean up after dinner.
Me: After your parents told you to clean the plates, you were dish-appointed!
(Rating: 3.5/5)
Me: After your parents told you to clean the plates, you were dish-appointed!
(Rating: 3.5/5)
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Calembour.
This pun was conceived and wittily deployed by "I_<3_Horses."
During an argument (Warning: Contents may be slightly edited for comical purposes.):
I_<3_horses: I don't mean to be French, but that argument is BS.
Me: What does BS have to do with being French?
I_<3_horses: Silly monkey, I'm being Frank with you.
Ouch. Beaten at my own game.
(Rating: 3.5/5)
During an argument (Warning: Contents may be slightly edited for comical purposes.):
I_<3_horses: I don't mean to be French, but that argument is BS.
Me: What does BS have to do with being French?
I_<3_horses: Silly monkey, I'm being Frank with you.
Ouch. Beaten at my own game.
(Rating: 3.5/5)
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