On "Clothes"

Clothes sounds like close.  Use accoringly:

The apparel store is clothes.

After clothe-ly examining their wares, I decided that my time there had come to a clothe.

Apparel-ntly, everyone thinks my puns sock.  I think they're pantastic.  It's shir-tough to please everyone.

(3.5/5)

Material Pun

A new dress manufacturer wanted to make clothes out of synthetic materials only.  It never cott-on.


(Rating: 3/5)

Phone Pun

My bad phone camera takes unrealistic photos.  It makes everything look phony.

(Rating: 2.5/5)