More on more on eggs... (Egg pun)

A cook was preparing a feast centered on eggs. (Duh!)

When I asked him for something that would give me an idea of what the feast would be like, he gave me an egg-sample.
(Example)


(Rating: 3.5/5)

More on eggs... (Egg pun)

If one manages to put 4 eggs on top of each other, they are egg-stacked.
(Exact.)

(Rating: 2.5/5)

On Egg... (Egg pun)

When talking about eggs, any word that begins with "ex" can be credibly replaced with "egg."

This tastes egg-cellent!

Etc.
For the next couple days the puns will build on this formula.

(Rating: 2/5)

Not too bad. (Clinic pun)

What do you call a uncomfortable clinic?
InHospitable.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Blame my parents. (Grain pun)

Some people ask me how I manage to be so funny. After making a couple bread puns, I reply,

I was bread to be wheatty.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Constitutional rights are upheld... (Rights pun)

Why did the police stop me from speaking when I attempted to introduce a kind invisible man to them?
I was presenting a clear and pleasant stranger.

(Rating: 3/5 - It's a little obscure but I think it's clever.)
Partial credit to Sakana.

Failure! (Guitar pun)

Failing easy in Guitar Hero means that you are guitarrible.
Ummm... Right.

(Rating: 2/5)