I'll sit on the ground. (Seating pun)

Hooo boy, lotsa puns today!

*I come back and find my chair occupied.*
"Oh no, I have been de-seated!"
...
"I'm gonna have a sit!"
...
"As you can see, I'm pretty up-sit about this."
>.<
"I suppose you wouldn't want to chair?"

(Rating: 2.5/5, overall effect when used together: 3.5/5)

Edit -Haha, SITuation