Friend:
"I walked around without shoes for 4 weeks!"
Me:
"That's quite a feet."
(Rating: 4/5; good timing)
Father:
"Darn, I scratched my toe a bit."
Me:
"That doesn't sound toe bad!"
(toe, too?)
(Rating: 3/5)
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