Wow, just wow. (Amazing pun)

Okay, so there was this tribe called the Trids. Every day, a giant from the mountains would come down and kick them around. The Trids quickly tired of this, but were powerless to prevent the giant. They went to town looking for help, and found a rabbi. They told the rabbi of their plight, and he agreed to help. The next day, the giant came down to kick the Trids, but he found the rabbi in his way. The rabbi said,
"If you want to kick the Trids, you'll have to kick me first!"
The giant laughed, and replied,
"Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

(Rating: 4/5)