Monday, January 12, 2009

More on more on eggs... (Egg pun)

A cook was preparing a feast centered on eggs. (Duh!)

When I asked him for something that would give me an idea of what the feast would be like, he gave me an egg-sample.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Sunday, January 11, 2009

More on eggs... (Egg pun)

If one manages to put 4 eggs on top of each other, they are egg-stacked.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Saturday, January 10, 2009

On Egg... (Egg pun)

When talking about eggs, any word that begins with "ex" can be credibly replaced with "egg."

This tastes egg-cellent!

For the next couple days the puns will build on this formula.

(Rating: 2/5)

Friday, January 9, 2009

Not too bad. (Clinic pun)

What do you call a uncomfortable clinic?

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Blame my parents. (Grain pun)

Some people ask me how I manage to be so funny. After making a couple bread puns, I reply,

I was bread to be wheatty.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Constitutional rights are upheld... (Rights pun)

Why did the police stop me from speaking when I attempted to introduce a kind invisible man to them?
I was presenting a clear and pleasant stranger.

(Rating: 3/5 - It's a little obscure but I think it's clever.)
Partial credit to Sakana.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Failure! (Guitar pun)

Failing easy in Guitar Hero means that you are guitarrible.
Ummm... Right.

(Rating: 2/5)

Monday, January 5, 2009

Rocks! (Guitar hero pun)

Recently, I was discussing the similarities between Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

Me: If Rock Band sued Guitar Hero for adding the drums after Rock Band came out, there would be serious re-percussions!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Cleaning... (Cleaning pun)

One of my friends was recently complaining about having to clean up after dinner.

Me: After your parents told you to clean the plates, you were dish-appointed!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Saturday, January 3, 2009


This pun was conceived and wittily deployed by "I_<3_Horses."

During an argument (Warning: Contents may be slightly edited for comical purposes.):
I_<3_horses: I don't mean to be French, but that argument is BS.
Me: What does BS have to do with being French?
I_<3_horses: Silly monkey, I'm being Frank with you.

Ouch. Beaten at my own game.
(Rating: 3.5/5)