Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Unconscious pun

Q: What do you call a death due to lack of blood to the brain?

A:  A stroke of bad luck

(Rating: 2/5)

Monday, April 15, 2013


Q: What do you call an arrogant man trapped in a tree?

A: Stuck up

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Sunday, April 14, 2013

I hear swimming...

...makes for pool stories.
(Also comes in "Pool story, bro" varient)

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Cat puns

I've got a good feline about this post.

Q: What do you call a kitten apocalypse?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: What do you call a kitten that won't wake up?
A:  Cat-atonic!

Hopefully these puns help you CATch up.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Friday, April 12, 2013

Calcoolus, part 3 (Math puns)

Timing is integral to making good math puns.  Some say their humor is too derivative.  Often, the conversation turns to trigonometry on a tangent.  That's usually a bad sine.

(Rating: 4/5; that's sum high quality humor)

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Car puns

Car can be substituted with care.

Imaginary Friend:  I feel that public transportation is unsafe.

Me: Yeah, be car-ful.

Q: Also, what do you call an impounded vehicle?
A: Incarcerated!

(Rating: 2.5/5, highly dependent on situation)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Pot pun and tips

What do you call an excellent kettle?


Words that end in "an" or "and" can be spliced to "fantastic", "antagonize" or any other word that begins with "an..."

How was the beach?


Some words a better roots than others.

Did you hear about the man who was scared of a breeze?

It gave him terrible fanxiety.

(Collective rating: 3.5/5)

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Getting better.

Q: What do you call hooligans that make plays-on-words?

A:  Punks.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Monday, April 8, 2013

Container pun

Did you hear about the guy who made a 100-foot radius dish?  It was a bowled move.

(Rating: 2/5)

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Un-barable bar pun

Q:What is it called when a book is first printed in a bar?

A: Pub-lished.

(Rating: 1.5/5; it's been a while.)