Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Unconscious pun

Q: What do you call a death due to lack of blood to the brain?

A:  A stroke of bad luck

(Rating: 2/5)

Monday, April 15, 2013

TREE PUN

Q: What do you call an arrogant man trapped in a tree?

A: Stuck up

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Sunday, April 14, 2013

I hear swimming...

...makes for pool stories.
(Also comes in "Pool story, bro" varient)

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Cat puns

I've got a good feline about this post.

Q: What do you call a kitten apocalypse?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: What do you call a kitten that won't wake up?
A:  Cat-atonic!

Hopefully these puns help you CATch up.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Friday, April 12, 2013

Calcoolus, part 3 (Math puns)

Timing is integral to making good math puns.  Some say their humor is too derivative.  Often, the conversation turns to trigonometry on a tangent.  That's usually a bad sine.

(Rating: 4/5; that's sum high quality humor)

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Car puns

Car can be substituted with care.

Imaginary Friend:  I feel that public transportation is unsafe.

Me: Yeah, be car-ful.

Q: Also, what do you call an impounded vehicle?
A: Incarcerated!

(Rating: 2.5/5, highly dependent on situation)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Pot pun and tips

What do you call an excellent kettle?

Pan-tastic.

Words that end in "an" or "and" can be spliced to "fantastic", "antagonize" or any other word that begins with "an..."

How was the beach?

Sand-tastic.

Some words a better roots than others.

Did you hear about the man who was scared of a breeze?

It gave him terrible fanxiety.


(Collective rating: 3.5/5)

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Getting better.

Q: What do you call hooligans that make plays-on-words?

A:  Punks.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Monday, April 8, 2013

Container pun

Did you hear about the guy who made a 100-foot radius dish?  It was a bowled move.

(Rating: 2/5)

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Un-barable bar pun

Q:What is it called when a book is first printed in a bar?

A: Pub-lished.

(Rating: 1.5/5; it's been a while.)