Don't knock it (Door pun)

Q: What group asked the famous ding-dong-ditcher for his autograph?

A: A-door-ring fans.

(Rating: 3/5- Works both ways but convoluted)

Blood puns

Since the gracious Pun Master is feeling generous, here's a triple post:

I was having a discussion about copious gore in media.

...saying all gore is harmful to the media would be mis-bleading.

...given the choice between no blood and too much, I'd choose the splatter.

I guess gore puns have been bled dry!

(Collective rating: 3/5- none are that good, but okay together.)

Rain Pun

I was walking home when it began to rain. It turned out to be a pour choice.


(Rating: 2/5)

Card Game Pun

Q: How much trouble was the man in when his opponent was dealt four kings?

A: He was royally screwed.


(Rating: 2/5)

Bulliten Board Pun

Q: Why did the man staple his advertisement to the bulletin board?


A: He didn't want it to look tacky.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Clock Pun

Q: Was the man angered by the loud clock?

A: Yes, he was ticked off.


(Rating: 2/5- doesn't work both ways, too simple to be funny)

Gross Double Pun

Q: Why did the lion roar incredibly loudly before killing and consuming his prey?

A: He wanted to make sure they were deaf-eated.


(Rating: 3.5/5- strange, but sorta works both ways)