Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Shave it for later (Shaver pun)

Q:  How did the nonprofit purchase shavers for those in need?

A:  Fund Razors!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Monday, October 7, 2013

Hula Pun

Q: Did you hear about the rave reviews for the hula hooping troupe?
A: Yes, they gyrated highly.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Pun-ctuation (Punctuation pun)

I just sat through a two hour lecture on proper punctuation.  It was a long coma-ntary.

(Rating: 2/5)

Thursday, October 3, 2013

This pun is so fly (Flying pun)

Q:  Did you hear about the guy who forgot his parachute?

A:  Yeah, he had aerial problem!

(Rating: 3/5)

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

You're in for a Treat-y (Treaty Pun)

Q: Did you hear about that treaty written on yellow vellum?
A:  Yeah, it was a char-truce!

(Rating: 2.5/5)