Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Super Cow! (Cow Pun)

What do you call a cow with super powers?


(Rating: 2.5/5)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Fishing for good puns (Fishing Pun)

What do you call bait that never works?

A fail-lure.

(Rating: 4/5)

Monday, October 19, 2009

I can't believe it's not better! (Butter pun)

What do you call a spread similar to butter yet very slightly better?

Margerinally superior.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Yet another stinking pun. (Smell Pun)

What do you receive if you repeatedly smell bad around other people?

A deodor-rant.

(Rating: 3/5)

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Monkey! (Finger pun)

What did the monkey do after he dropped a peanut into a crack in the ground?

He fingered it out eventually.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Bad holiday pun

What did one kid say to the other when the other kid got footwear as a present?

Socks for you!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

>.> (Soda pun)

This pun doesn't make much sense.

Where did the happy soda come from?

The United States, because it's A-merry-can.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Singing pun

What do you call it when all the school children sing A notes a little out of key?

A minor pitch problem.

T-t-t-triple pun!

(Rating: 4.5/5)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Curvy glass pun.

How well did a convex glass focus on a penny?

In a magnify-cent way.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Monday, October 12, 2009

Eww... (Towel pun)

How good was a sheet of paper at drying someone off?

It didn't work to-wel.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Time pun

What do you call a guy who has no time to do anything else due to the amount of reading he has to do?


(Rating: 3.5/5)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Space pun

What do you call a spinning chunk of rock in outer space?

(Get it, world?)

It's not a bad pun considering I didn't plan-it.

(Rating: 3/5)

Friday, October 9, 2009

Terrible golf pun

What do you call a round in golf that meets par?


(Rating: 2/5)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Another long awaited bad pun. (Cooking pun)

What do you get when you drop chocolate cake on your leg?


(Rating: 2/5)