Pee pun

Q: What did the mother say to her young son when he peed in his pants?

A: Ur-ine trouble!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Bow pun

Q: How did the adventurer feel when he was attacked by bow wielding assailants?

A: He was h-arrowed.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

A Well Done Pun (Cooking pun)

Q: What did the man say when he received undercooked meat?

A: The dish is raw-ng.

(Rating: 3/5)

I got a gut feeling

Recently, I had a bowel examination to figure out what was wrong with my digestive tract.

I gut a problem, but it's intestine.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Door pun

Q: What do you call a door that opens easily and in a cute manner?

A: A-door-able to open

(Rating: 4/5- works both ways)

Convoluted Pun (Like we haven't seen that before)

Q: What foul tasting liquid did the butler pour into the soup to prevent the men at the fancy party from eating it?

A: Deter-gents


(Rating: 2/5)

Pun! (Animal pun)

Q: What do you call a daily publication about African antelopes?

A: A gnus-paper!

(Rating: 3/5)

I've got a pig selection of puns!

What do you call a bad pun about pigs?

A pork example of a pun

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Pig pun

What do you call a really fat pig that has fallen into a hole?

A: A g-round hog

(Rating: 2.5/5)

A Twisted Pun (Injury pun)

Q: How did the twisted ankle feel?

A: It was sprainful.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Another copied pun (Copier pun)

Q: How and why did the copy machine cost to run?

A: Pay-per use.

(Get it? Paper use?)

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Burnin' good pun

Q: Why did the protester burn the new bills of money he was protesting against?

A: He was razing money for his cause.

(Rating: 4/5, works both ways)

Wire there more puns? (Wire pun)

Q: What did the electronic store owner say when he was asked whether he had extention cables?

A: Of-cords!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Pain't got more puns

Q: What did the painter say after his assistant spilled turquoise paint over his masterpiece?

A: You blue it!

(Rating: 3/5)