Shellfish pun, pt2

Q: What do you call someone who feels bad for eating shellfish?

A: Shrimpathetic

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Criticism Pun

Q: What do you call someone who is an expert in criticism?

A: A con-noisseur

(Rating: 2.5/5.  Pretty boring.)

Alchohol Pun pt. 1

One friend was complaining about the taste of beer.

I replied,
"After a while, it becomes beerable."

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Guitar Music Pun

Recently, an acquaintance mentioned that most of the well-known compositions for the classical  guitar were originally written for the lute, and that modern pieces were of lower quality.

I said:

Over time, the pool of guitar music became de-luted.

(Rating: 3/5)

Dessert Pun

Q: What do you call spoiled custard?

A: Off pudding.

(Rating: 4.5/5.  Works both ways.  Credit A.D.)