Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Smell pun.

I have a pungent friend who belongs to a cult which is against bathing. This pungent group that believes that smelling bad and abstaining from cleansing is the natural odor of things.

(Rating: 3/5 - A little convoluted.)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Bath pun

Friend: I can't stand bathing!
Me: Of course not! If you could, it would be showering!

(Rating: 4/5- works perfectly both ways.)

Monday, April 20, 2009

Beverage pun.

What do you call the person who chooses whether to keep or throw out bottles of sparkling apple juice?

The de-cider!

(Rating: 3/5)

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mmmm... (Cake pun)

How bad is it to be forced to eat many rich cakes in a row?


(Rating: 3/5)


What is the best letter to have on a cloak for running away?

An "S" so one can s-cape!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Friday, April 17, 2009

Transportation pun.

What is it called when flashes of long cars are flashed for a short time during movies?

Sub-limo-nal messaging!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

More clothing puns...

Someone else: I think I'm gonna wear a tuxedo tonight.
Me: I don't think it's in your vest interest.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Probably starting to update daily again. I'll start with a terrible pun.
This one is better spoken than read.

There was this girl who had a bleeding cut on her arm. All of sudden, a burning branch fell nearby and it cauterized.

(Rating: 2.5/5. I think it's clever but takes too much explanation beforehand.)

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Ouch, again. (Philosopher pun)

How good is a pun that combines electricity and philosophers?


(Rating: WTF/5)