AnotherPun (Housing pun)

What do you call an attic that threatens to destroy the whole house?

Problem-atic!

(rating: 2.5/5)

Decent pun.

Water can seriously mess up electronics.
If you work around electronics and have recently washed your hands, you should DRY to be careful around them.

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Pun... (Anger pun)

Whether walking or driving, one must always confront the "Who goes first?" problem at stop signs.

If you wait too long to go, the other may go cross.

(Rating: 4/5 - Works both ways.)

On "air" an "or."

An nearly infinite amount of mediocre/good puns can be made using words that end in the "air" sound.

Take "stair."

Other: Man, we had to walk up 2,000 stairs in P.E.
Me: That's stairable.
or
Me: That's un-stairable.
(Unbearable.)
or
Me: That's really stairy!
(Scary!)
or
Me: That's stairy unfortunate!
(very)
etc, etc...

Much the same thing can be done with words ending with "or."
Take the word "gore" in a recent conversation about the movie 300.
Other: There was a lot of blood!
Me: That's gore-able!
(Horrible!)
or
Me: It's not to bad if you ig-gore it.
(Ignore.)
etc, etc...

Remember, these puns are of fairly low quality.

This was added by Algebra Prodigy while I wasn't looking. It's funny enough to keep although it lacks puns.

This pun was really really noob.
I think ThisWas the MyName needs more micro.
He probably should work for Tyco
And he really likes J-Lo
and he likes to use the yo-yo
ohhh ohhh.

See his here.

I'm gourd out of my mind. (Gourd pun)

What do you call a flattened gourd?

Squash!

(Rating: 2/5 - Obvious, not punny.)

Coding pun

Programming languages are hard to understand. I guess you could say that they are scryptic!

(Rating: 3.5/5)

Don't let your gourd down! (Gourd pun)

(Created by Sakana)
What do you call a gourd which tells actors when to come on stage?

A que-cumber!

(Rating: 3/5)

Vegitables (Vegitable pun)

What do you call having to carry a large gourd?

Cu-cumbersome!


(Cucumbers are part of the gourd family.)

(Rating: 2.5/5)