Enjoy your Associated Holiday with a pun!

This holiday, I taught my brother how to focus.

That is, I gave him presents of mind!

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Farming Pun

Q: How did the man feel right before he was run over by a grain harvester?

A: He was under a lot of thresher.

(Rating: 3.5/5)

You'll have to be drunk to find this funny >_> (Alcohol Pun)

Q: What do you call a conference about fermented grain?

A: A meading

(Rating: 2/5)

Bad Electronics Pun :(

Q: Where do circuit boards come from?

A: Circuit-tree


(Rating: 1.5/5 D:)

Hearing Pun

Q: What do you call a battle lost through loss of hearing?


A: A deaf-eat

(Rating: 2.5/5)

Electronics Pun

Q: What do you call a new method for combining electronic files?

A: An e-merging technology!

(Rating: 3.5/5)