Wednesday, July 11, 2012

On "Clothes"

Clothes sounds like close.  Use accoringly:

The apparel store is clothes.

After clothe-ly examining their wares, I decided that my time there had come to a clothe.

Apparel-ntly, everyone thinks my puns sock.  I think they're pantastic.  It's shir-tough to please everyone.

(3.5/5)

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