Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Pot pun and tips

What do you call an excellent kettle?

Pan-tastic.

Words that end in "an" or "and" can be spliced to "fantastic", "antagonize" or any other word that begins with "an..."

How was the beach?

Sand-tastic.

Some words a better roots than others.

Did you hear about the man who was scared of a breeze?

It gave him terrible fanxiety.


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