Sunday, September 28, 2008

Double Pun! (Phone pun/scissors pun)

The last day's puns were two bad, so I'll post two twoday! (That wasn't one of them.)

When ever someone's phone rings:
"HAVE FONE!
Perfect the hybrid of fun and phone for maximum effect.

(Rating: 2/5)

A scissors salesperson:
"These scissors are the cutting edge of technology! Whoever made them must be really sharp!"

(Rating: 3.5/5)

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