Tuesday, September 23, 2008

These puns are hairable. (Hair puns)

Hair is a ideal pun word. Let me show you it's uses.
*Recently, I have been growing my hair long, and it has become a topic of conversation.*
Other:
I think your hair looks nice!

Me:
Really? It doesn't look herry good to me! I think I'll cut it.
Other:
No, it looks better long.
Me:
Better long? You are making me feel harried!
Other:
Ha... But seriously...
Me:
Hairitic! Burn them! Stop them from spouting this hairesy!

(Rating: 2.5/5, all together: 4/5)


30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like this one!

Anonymous said...

I dont know, it kind of sucks IMO.

Anonymous said...

Hey, these puns are really good!

Anonymous said...

Well, most of them are rated 2 or 3.

Anonymous said...

That's because most people don't like puns. Ratings shouldn't determine quality; since it's an opinion, there's no real way to determine quality.

Anonymous said...

Well, the average rating is low, although some puns are rated highly, so people just dont like most of Punster's puns.

Anonymous said...

We're talking about THIS PUN, not all the puns in general. Sure, some of 'em are bad, but that's not the point! This pun is good.

Anonymous said...

The average rating is one. No one rated it higher than a one.

Anonymous said...

What's your point? You're dancing around the issue.

Anonymous said...

Well, I thought the issue is that the pun isn't really good.

Anonymous said...

Actually, you're right. While this is indeed the issue, ratings don't determine the goodness of this pun. There were three puns, each very original, and I liked them.

Anonymous said...

Well, then why didn't you rate it above a one?

Anonymous said...

I haven't rated it yet, of course. I would, and will, give this pun the highest marks.

Anonymous said...

Why did you start posting all these comments without even rating it first?

Anonymous said...

I have rated it now. You're still dancing around the issue of whether this pun is good or not.

Anonymous said...

Well, its not very original because I've heard hair puns before.

Anonymous said...

Where? Where have you heard this pun? I'm almost certain it's not posted on any major pun sites, which, of course, this one will become.

Anonymous said...

Where are you? Scared?

Anonymous said...

Look just because i dont reply instantly doesn't mean I'm scared. I do other things besides just post comments here constantly.

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't. I mean, what more is there to life?

Anonymous said...

...nevermind

Anonymous said...

No, answer the question!

Anonymous said...

You need some help, dont' you.

Anonymous said...

As a matter of fact, I do not. I'm perfectly happy. Let's get back to the issue here, whether or not this pun, right here, was good or not.

Anonymous said...

The puns weren't very origninal, and all he did was replace syllables in some words with the word "hair".

Anonymous said...

Well, yes, but that's what, essentially, a pun is! If you don't like puns, then don't rate this one badly, look to others (like myself) for advice! If you don't like puns, your opinion will be naturally biased.

Anonymous said...

A pun is more than just replacing syllables with words. Good puns have words with multiple meanings, so the sentence makes sense with either meaning. This pun didn't.

Anonymous said...

I suppose you're right. This pun didn't make me laugh as much as some of the others did.

Anonymous said...

Wow, someone on the internet actually changed their opinion and admitted they're wrong.

Anonymous said...

Haha, thanks! It's really nice that someone appreciates that.