Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Ouch! (Pencil pun)

Friend:
I've sharpened my pencil a lot! I won't need to use the sharpener for a while.

Me:
You've got a point.

This pun can be applied to any famous person who has been stabbed to death:
The Roman senate didn't like Caesar taking over. Finally, on the Ives of March, Caesar got their point.
(Rating: 3/5)

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