Whether which weather witch would switch wood for heather while using her wiles was not well known which is why neither nether beast bested either.

Don't worry, this pun has nothing to do with the title. Except weather.

Nice, cool weather:
This weather is nice!
Yeah, it is pretty cool.

Too cold weather:
I don't like this weather. Not warm enough.
Insulting the weather? That's cold.

Too hot weather:
I'M HOT!
Chill, dude.
OR
I dunno, I'm warming up to it.
AND if you are male:
Well, you ARE standing next to a son!

(Rating: 3.5/5, easy to use)