What do you call a flattened gourd?
Squash!
(Rating: 2/5 - Obvious, not punny.)
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A blog dedicated to the immor(t)al humor of puns. I blog on daily to add more puns. Listen, and you'll become a certified pun-dit. No more will you have to sit out in battles of words; you will be able to give and take pun-ishment. With my help here, you'll be able to puwn anyone who stands in your way. *Cough* Here, I'll have pun jokes and real life examples of puns I've made. Have Pun!
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...Where is the pun for today?...I knew this would happen, but it greatly saddens me all the same. I will now check this pun blog every other day, or perhaps every week, because of the unreliability of your posts.
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