Sunday, December 7, 2008

On "air" an "or."

An nearly infinite amount of mediocre/good puns can be made using words that end in the "air" sound.

Take "stair."

Other: Man, we had to walk up 2,000 stairs in P.E.
Me: That's stairable.
or
Me: That's un-stairable.
(Unbearable.)
or
Me: That's really stairy!
(Scary!)
or
Me: That's stairy unfortunate!
(very)
etc, etc...

Much the same thing can be done with words ending with "or."
Take the word "gore" in a recent conversation about the movie 300.
Other: There was a lot of blood!
Me: That's gore-able!
(Horrible!)
or
Me: It's not to bad if you ig-gore it.
(Ignore.)
etc, etc...

Remember, these puns are of fairly low quality.

This was added by Algebra Prodigy while I wasn't looking. It's funny enough to keep although it lacks puns.

This pun was really really noob.
I think ThisWas the MyName needs more micro.
He probably should work for Tyco
And he really likes J-Lo
and he likes to use the yo-yo
ohhh ohhh.

See his here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I should have waited to rate this pun until after I saw the ig-gorable pun... it was just too terrible!